Wednesday, May 16, 2012
What a Joke!
They are using the very social media they hope to filter out of their homes to promote a gathering dedicated to that proposition! This picture (note the I-Pad) and the accompanying story in the Forward makes a mockery of the entire enterprise and makes Ultra-Orthodoxy look foolish and stupid! Unbelievable!
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
BMG's Shavuos Fundraiser
Wassupwidat?!
I guess when it comes to money, the internet isn't such a Satan after all - is it? Or maybe the right hand doesn't' know what the left hand is doing? Nah...! It's about the money. They need it. I get it.
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Funny Stuff!!!
Brand new puns courtesy of a relative who wishes to remain anonymous.
1. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
2. When chemists die, they barium.
3. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
4. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
5. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
6. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
7. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
8. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
9. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
10. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
11. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
12. We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
13. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
14. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
15. When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
16. Broken pencils are pointless.
17. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
18. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
19. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
20. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
21. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
22. All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
23. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
24. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
25. Velcro — what a rip off!
26. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
27. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
1. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
2. When chemists die, they barium.
3. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
4. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
5. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
6. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
7. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
8. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
9. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
10. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
11. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
12. We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
13. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
14. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
15. When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
16. Broken pencils are pointless.
17. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
18. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
19. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
20. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
21. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
22. All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
23. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
24. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
25. Velcro — what a rip off!
26. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
27. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Purim 2012
Purim Headlines 2012
The Groggers Hired To Perform At The Siyum HaShas
MBD Retires
Avraham Fried To Release Collection Of American Standards
Airmont Shul To Open Franchises Worldwide
Frum Dub-Step Artist Tops Electronica Charts
Rabbi Nosson Slifkin Appointed To Moetzes Gedolei Hatorah
Frum Child Molestor Reported To Police By Rabbi
Frum Song With Intelligent Non-Cheesy English Lyrics A Pop Sensation In Brooklyn
Maccabeats Tapped To Sing Backup On New Eminem Album
NYC HASC/Ohel Concerts Announced: Lineup Will Not Include Lipa, Shwekey, Avraham Fried, or Eighth Day
New Deborah Feldman Book "ReOrthodox" On NY Times Best-Seller List.
Rabbi Avremel Schorr Launches Chain Of Internet Cafés
Most Talented Contestant Wins "A Jewish Star" Competition
New Wedding Takanos Limit Chupa Processions To Choson and Kalla Only
Mormons Posthumously Convert Golem of Prague - Jewish Community Outraged
Breitbart.com Launches Three New Websites: Big Lakewood, Big Satmar, and Big Skver
Novominsker Rebbe Joins Facebook
Shmuley Boteach Apologizes; Withdraws "Kosher Jesus" Book
Lakewood Rabbis Ban Chavrusah Tumult; Urge Bochurim To "Just Grow Up Already"
Jewish Week Wins Communal Praise For Exposé On MO Abusive Rabbi
Rabbis Ban Boys Choirs On Tznius Grounds - Sounds Too Much Like Kol Isha
Hat tip: Seen online and forwarded by someone who chooses to remain anonymous
The Groggers Hired To Perform At The Siyum HaShas
MBD Retires
Avraham Fried To Release Collection Of American Standards
Airmont Shul To Open Franchises Worldwide
Frum Dub-Step Artist Tops Electronica Charts
Rabbi Nosson Slifkin Appointed To Moetzes Gedolei Hatorah
Frum Child Molestor Reported To Police By Rabbi
Frum Song With Intelligent Non-Cheesy English Lyrics A Pop Sensation In Brooklyn
Maccabeats Tapped To Sing Backup On New Eminem Album
NYC HASC/Ohel Concerts Announced: Lineup Will Not Include Lipa, Shwekey, Avraham Fried, or Eighth Day
New Deborah Feldman Book "ReOrthodox" On NY Times Best-Seller List.
Rabbi Avremel Schorr Launches Chain Of Internet Cafés
Most Talented Contestant Wins "A Jewish Star" Competition
New Wedding Takanos Limit Chupa Processions To Choson and Kalla Only
Mormons Posthumously Convert Golem of Prague - Jewish Community Outraged
Breitbart.com Launches Three New Websites: Big Lakewood, Big Satmar, and Big Skver
Novominsker Rebbe Joins Facebook
Shmuley Boteach Apologizes; Withdraws "Kosher Jesus" Book
Lakewood Rabbis Ban Chavrusah Tumult; Urge Bochurim To "Just Grow Up Already"
Jewish Week Wins Communal Praise For Exposé On MO Abusive Rabbi
Rabbis Ban Boys Choirs On Tznius Grounds - Sounds Too Much Like Kol Isha
Hat tip: Seen online and forwarded by someone who chooses to remain anonymous
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