Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The President of Skokie

Ok. This is the big fat Skokie Joke purportedly said by HaGoan HaRav Dr. Chaim Zimmerman.

Aleinu, Asher Yatzar ,and Mamzer were sitting in front of the Eibishter lamenting their fate, each knowing the relatively lowly status in the world.

Asher Yatzer said: Dear God, I feel so bad. The only time people think of me is when they go to the bathroom.

The Eibishter - in his Infinite mercy told him: Not to worry, you will not only be thought of in bathroom situations. You in fact have a high place of honor. The words Asher Yatzer will be said under the Chupah of every Chasan V’Kalla as part of the Sheva Barachos.

Aleinu then piped up with his great lament: Dear God, I am always said on the way out of Shul, in a half hearted rushed way. Nobody gives me a second thought as they rush out the door.

The Eibishter – again in his Infinite mercy said: You too shall have an exalted place in addition to the three time daily Davening. You will be said at the most important part of Davening on the most important day of the year, the Avodah portion of Musaf service on the Yom Kippur.

Mamzer feeling all alone at this point and quite despondent said: Dear, God, I am the lowest of low. The result of one of the gravest sins in Your holy Torah, will I be doomed in eternity to be shunned by all your people?

The Eibishter turned to the Mamzer and said: Don’t worry, I’ll make you president of Skokie.

Ba da Bing!


  1. Which president of Skokie was this directed at?

  2. Probably Dr. Simon G. Kramer. Who fired him.

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